Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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