yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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