Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
