'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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