Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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