Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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