HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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