I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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