that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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