you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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