we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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