The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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