I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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