Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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