you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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