absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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