He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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