if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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