You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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