if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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