i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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