He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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