He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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