I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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