I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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