There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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