he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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