But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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