Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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