uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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