she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
you never un-have a 4some
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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