Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Come on in and take your pants off
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