Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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