Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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