just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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