My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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go home
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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