everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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