cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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