This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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