I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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