Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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