Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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