so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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