Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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