Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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