So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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