well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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