On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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