do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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