FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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