they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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