try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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